Father
A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women
Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
Father
A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
Bruce: I never knew my father
Father
The guy who went for milk!
Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
He went for milk 16 years ago.
Father
That person that was never in ur life
😭
😭
Oh father, I wish you were here
Father
A literal mother fucker.
My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
fatherful
the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with
person 1: “dream stans suck”
person 2: “that’s a fatherful opinion”
person 2: “that’s a fatherful opinion”
Father
fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.