Amaikla

Amailka hates to wear pants. If she cares enough, occasionally she will but she complains the whole time. She's sassy when she's hungry and even sassier when fed. Her hair is cute little curls that will remind you of beef in a burrito. She's always there to threaten you with a nerf gun or machete when you need it. You can always find Amaikla on the ground. That is her happy place. She makes a great wife and her pinky is always available. If you ever come across an angry Amaikla, approach her cautiously with a bowl full of ice cream. This will calm her down.