Faugust
The month of August on the Central Coast of California when you never see the sun. It's preceded by May Gray, July Cry (because it's summer and you want to see the damn sun!), then followed by Fogstember when you still can't see the sun, but hey... at least the kids are back in school. Fingers crossed for October.
"I'm going to come visit you and bring my bathing suit!"
"Don't bother, it's Faugust and the sun ain't shining until October."
"Don't bother, it's Faugust and the sun ain't shining until October."