Fauxda
A non-alcoholic carbonated beverage that is not actually soda.
Hey, do you want one of these soda pops?
Naw, I'll have a can of that super cheap brand of "natural soda" .
OoooKaaay...Oh, you mean this weird looking can? That ain't pop, that's fauxda!
Naw, I'll have a can of that super cheap brand of "natural soda" .
OoooKaaay...Oh, you mean this weird looking can? That ain't pop, that's fauxda!