Fauxga

A fitness trend bastardizing the practice of Yoga that makes participants feel hip & "spiritual". Usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis

JJ: Yo! Did you see that girl w/ her Louis Vuitton yoga mat & bag at Starbucks?
KJ: Yeah I think she just went to Fauxga class
JJ: Totally! She was just saying how her new tits make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess...!?!

Fauxga

The end result of a person who knows next-to-nothing about yoga teaching yoga.

I went to that class, but all the teacher knew was “breathe-in, breathe-out” and nothing else. Total fauxga!

fauxga

A trendy way to stay in shape, done by the young professional/ soccer mom demographic. Completely devoid of religious and/or spiritual meaning.

Before dropping her kids off at school, Sally goes to a 7 o'clock fauxga class to tone her butt, strenghten her arms, and improve her stamina so that she may have sex later that evening with her aging and disinterested husband.

fauxga pants

Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga.

"There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."

俚语	fauxga
释义	Fauxga A fitness trend bastardizing the practice of Yoga that makes participants feel hip & "spiritual". Usually takes place a large, cheesy gym & taught by fauxgis JJ: Yo! Did you see that girl w/ her Louis Vuitton yoga mat & bag at Starbucks? KJ: Yeah I think she just went to Fauxga class JJ: Totally! She was just saying how her new tits make it hard to do the tree pose & truly connect with her inner goddess...!?! Fauxga The end result of a person who knows next-to-nothing about yoga teaching yoga. I went to that class, but all the teacher knew was “breathe-in, breathe-out” and nothing else. Total fauxga! fauxga A trendy way to stay in shape, done by the young professional/ soccer mom demographic. Completely devoid of religious and/or spiritual meaning. Before dropping her kids off at school, Sally goes to a 7 o'clock fauxga class to tone her butt, strenghten her arms, and improve her stamina so that she may have sex later that evening with her aging and disinterested husband. fauxga pants Yoga pants worn by someone who doesn't actually do yoga. "There goes Brittany in her fauxga pants again."
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