fauxggot
(p.n., foh-gut) a straight person that is easily mistaken for a gay person via a gay's gaydar.
dave: dude idris elba totally giving me at least some bi vibes
jake: dude he's straight
dave: ugh i guess hes just a fauxggot then
jake: dude he's straight
dave: ugh i guess hes just a fauxggot then