Fauxlgers
A shitty store-brand knockoff of Folgers coffee.
Brian: Hey, get any good coffee?
Meg: No, I went to Pick'n'Save for some own-brand Fauxlgers. It sucks at least as much as Folgers but was slightly cheaper.
Brian: Jesus! Next time get some real coffee, and preferably from a store that doesn't suck so much.
Meg: 10-4. I have a headache now.
Brian: No shit.
Meg: No, I went to Pick'n'Save for some own-brand Fauxlgers. It sucks at least as much as Folgers but was slightly cheaper.
Brian: Jesus! Next time get some real coffee, and preferably from a store that doesn't suck so much.
Meg: 10-4. I have a headache now.
Brian: No shit.