Fauxlice
Security guards or other fake police who believe that they actually have some power over you. Despite the fact that they only have a fucking squirt gun and a tazer instead of a magnum and a badge.
Dude 1: "I dunno if we should go over there man, that guard looks pretty big"
Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"
Dude 2: "Man, Fuck tha Fauxlice, that bitch is a badge and 2 balls short of scaring me!"
Fauxlice
Not the real police; a mall security guard, for example.
Shit here comes the fauxlice about that ruckus you made in Forever 21.
Fauxlice
A Police squad car that has been decommissioned and repurchased, which you see on the road and mistake it for a cop.
Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.
Also can be a car that someone intentionally made look like a police vehicle.
In the car:
Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"
Driver *Slams the brakes*
Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"
Passenger says to driver "Shit watch out for that cop up there, you are going 30 over"
Driver *Slams the brakes*
Both passenger and driver realize "Shit thats not a cop thats a fauxlice car, damnit"
fauxlice
A security guard or rent-a-cop.
The fauxlice were guarding the door.
fauxlice car
a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian
when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car