fauxmantic
Similar to "romantic", but an incredibly fake version. Someone who is fauxmantic goes through all the motions of romance but isn't serious about any of them.
Girl 1: I just went on the most fauxmantic date last night!
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah! Dinner and a movie was just some Jack in the Box and sneaking into a drive through...
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: Yeah! Dinner and a movie was just some Jack in the Box and sneaking into a drive through...