faux-mo
(1) a person that identifies as homosexual, yet can be found engaging in sexual activity with the opposite sex, often while exclaiming loudly "it's okay...I'm gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"
(2) Person of the male sex that portrays strong characteristics of a homosexual male, but is heterosexual, often while exclaiming loudly, "What?! I'm not gay!"
You know, Mathew is such a faux-mo, I totally saw him rubbing Boopie's jubblies behind that dumpster.
faux 'mo'
A man who pretends to be gay, but isn't.
On THREE'S COMPANY, Jack Tripper pretended to be gay. Jack Tripper was a faux 'mo'.
Faux Mo
Fear of missing out on imagined fun you think everyone else is having.
Dave: I never get invited out to anything anymore.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
Lauren: Like what?
Dave: You know, parties and stuff. Down the pub or nights out.
Lauren: Mate, you have a serious case of the faux mo. I'm not sure what you think we're all doing, but I can assure you I spend most of my weekends falling asleep in front of the TV with a bottle of wine, only to wake up and find the dog licking my toes.
Faux Mo
A standard heterosexual who frequents gay establishments - enjoying the fruits of flattery and affection, but otherwise relishing in the eventual deflection of, "No thanks, I'm straight."
Last night was such a bummer, Steve. I wasted two hours and four drinks trying to get some sausage from a total hunk who turned out to be nothing but a faux mo.
faux 'mo'
A guy who seems gay, but isn't.
PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?
BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.
BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.
faux mo
a "straight" person with very homosexual qualities and tendencies.
Hey look at Kurtis being a big faux mo!!
Faux-Mo
A straight male who has precariously fallen into an extremely personal relationship with a homosexual (much like a male fag-hag.) He is in no way gay, but an outsider may easily mistaken him for one due to his overly affectionate actions and reckless behavior. Very foolish, touchy, and silly, often playing along with any joke or misconception an outside might make. Does not see to care at all about what others think. Basically, a borderline gay with extremely misleading tendencies and a latent curiosity with will never be pursued.
Homo: Jonathan, have you seen Shannon lately?
Faux-Mo: OMG, she's fabulous! I love her new outfit, and the shoes, oh, they're to die for... (Awkward Silence) I have to go watch football.
Homo: (Whispers) Someday... you'll be mine.
Faux-Mo: OMG, she's fabulous! I love her new outfit, and the shoes, oh, they're to die for... (Awkward Silence) I have to go watch football.
Homo: (Whispers) Someday... you'll be mine.