fauxrganized
Pretending you have your shit together but in reality you're completely unorganized
The teacher was very fauxrganized because he said he would give the students their tests back on Tuesday but didn't until Friday.
fauxrganically
fauxrganically (pronounced for-gan-ik-lee) is the combination "faux organically" where "faux" is to imitate, and "organically" is the course of gradual or natural development. In other words, faking the appearance that something was brought up naturally.
Jon: I wish I knew who Lisa has a crush on, without asking her.
Mark: Next time I see her, I'll bring it up fauxrganically.
Mark: Next time I see her, I'll bring it up fauxrganically.