fauxtatoes
those mashed potato flakes that come in a packet and you have to add milk or water to reconstitute them.
damn, bitch didn't even try! she made fauxtatoes for thanksgiving.
Fauxtatoes
Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.
"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"
Fauxtatoes
Dehydrated/imitation potatoes sold in cardboard boxes at your local Megalomart. Most often purchased by especially loving mothers who spare no effort to feed their family only the highest quality food. Also useful for absorbing vomit.
"My mommy wuvs me so much, she took a whole five minutes to make fauxtatoes to go with our frozen Boston Market meatloaf for dinner tonight!"
fauxtato salad
A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.
Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.
fauxtatoes
A more descriptive word for those powdered type of potatoes that somehow approximate the real thing, but usually take a lot of butter and magic to do so. Usually found in mashed form only.
"I'm sad."
"Why?"
"My mom made fauxtatoes again."
"Why?"
"My mom made fauxtatoes again."