Favorite Turd
Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.
Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.
Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.