fazine

fine or finer than fine

Something that you can't help but stare or check out in a morbid curiosity / disgusted fascination (i.e. a train wreck)

This is a very general term covering an evolving set of criteria. Current abbreviated set of situational uses include the one or more of following observations:

* Overhyping self / self-inflicted celebrity status to those much, much younger than you;

* Speaking in the third person;

* hitting on random girls based on their photo;

* "Making it Rain" without really knowing the real definition;

* Scalping concert tickets;

* Exhibiting Peter Pan syndrome one minute and threatening to beat the living shit out of girls the next.

* Taking 1,000,000 photos of an event and sharing each and every one of them.

* Being in the same zip-code as a celebrity and claiming to have 'partied' with them based on either a sighting or TMZ location report.

* Stating attendance at a location with people who weren't actually there.

A cute tall boy who is soo cute everybody wants to play with his cheeks. He is a real playboy who hangsout with every girl in his class so much that he gets addicted to it. He has the tiniest cock but the largest heart. He cares for everybody and is fun to hangout with.