FB Hit-and-Run
Noun. The act of logging on to Facebook for a brief interval, usually to check notifications (and post the occasional comment), before logging off in order to not FB Chat with someone.
"John wasn't even online... how did he post a comment?"
"He pulled a FB Hit-and-Run."
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"He pulled a FB Hit-and-Run."
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