February 14th
my birthday and a day to celebrate being forever single
oh man it's February 14th time to eat ice cream and cry about how lonely I am on my birthday
February 14th
The one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.
February 14th
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!
February 14th
The worst day to exist if you're birthday was this day you were a mistake and you're a hoe.
Hey, what you doing February 14th?! KMS stfu hoe.
February 14th
International forever alone day, it’s because you look ugly.
February 14th is the day where you will be forever along
February 14th
Valentines Day! Tell Your Crush You Love Them! Love Is In The Air!
Me: I Love You!
Crush: Why?
Me: It’s February 14th! ❤️
Crush: Why?
Me: It’s February 14th! ❤️
February 14th
Why is everyone born this day single and hot asf? I cant answer that at all sadly but ily<3
Damn they were born February 14th? But they have a great personality and are fine asf, How???
February 14th
The day where fast runners are born
People who are born on February 14th are considered fast