February the 14th
a day when multiple users on discord where hit with "@someone, if they don't reply within {number} seconds here, they make this their profile picture for 1 day", it is a day one must press F to commemorate the fallen, as the day was a culling of the weak and the strong.
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Person 1: "Dude, why is your profile picture a furry? why February the 14th of all days?"
Person 2: *loud, vivid crying*
Person 2: *loud, vivid crying*
February 14th
my birthday and a day to celebrate being forever single
oh man it's February 14th time to eat ice cream and cry about how lonely I am on my birthday
february 14th
a day where love doesn’t mean sex, but hardcore sex
josh: hey did you hear seth’s birthday was february 14th?
gavin: aww he’s gonna have some hardcore sex
gavin: aww he’s gonna have some hardcore sex
February 14th
The one day of the year where you have to be romantic to your significant other.
February 14th
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!
Man: Hey sweetie, let's go out to a fancy place tonight, my treat! oh also, I bought you a diamond ring to match your pearl necklace.
Woman: Oh, I love you Bob!
February 15th
Man: HEY WOMAN!!! get me another can of beer! *BELCH*
woman: I have a name you know!!!
February 14th
The worst day to exist if you're birthday was this day you were a mistake and you're a hoe.
Hey, what you doing February 14th?! KMS stfu hoe.
February 14th
International forever alone day, it’s because you look ugly.
February 14th is the day where you will be forever along
February 14th
Valentines Day! Tell Your Crush You Love Them! Love Is In The Air!
Me: I Love You!
Crush: Why?
Me: It’s February 14th! ❤️
Crush: Why?
Me: It’s February 14th! ❤️