Fecal-Shmeckled
(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock
Guy #1: What smells?
Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled
Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled