fecal terrorist
A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.
*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.
Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now