fecescocoasis
a horrible disease that makes your shit taste like chocolate
Doctor: I'm sorry Johnny, but it appears you've contracted fecescocoasis. From now on, all your poo will taste like chocolate.
Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?
Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?
Johnny: Wow! Do you have a spoon?
Doctor: Use this tongue depressor. Better not tell your parents about this, okay?