Feeding the dog
Taking care of business, usually at home.
Sean: Hey man, where were you at yesterday? We've been looking for you.
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..
Joris: Just feeding the dog brother, just feeding the dog..
Feed the Dog
(verb) spanking; fapping; jerking it; choking the chicken; turning Japanese; stretching the armstrong; beating off; pulling tongue
D: Are you coming to work today or just sitting around feeding the dog?
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.
A: I would go to the bar but I have to go home and feed the dog.
Feeding the Dog
The act of inserting dry dog food into the foreskin of a penis and "chewing" it by pushing the foreskin backwards and forwards repeatedly.
Mom: Eric, what are you doing out there?
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.
Eric: I am just feeding the dog, mom.
feeding the dogs
refered to feeding jailed people.
I am Feeding the dogs.
Feed the Dog
Eating some edible substance while giving head
Mackenzie ate the cake as he feed the dog of Jake last night.
Feeding my dog
Male masturbation, jerking the meat, jacking off, etc.
“I’ll catch you guys later. I’ll be feeding my dog now,” said Brad.
Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!
Free premium pornhub for Valentine’s day?! No question, I’ll be feeding my dog later!
Feed the dog through the letterbox
To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.
I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.