feekra

Feekra is someone who has has an obsessive, compulsive desire to buy various sized/shaped buttplugs. Is known for an extremely wide anal cavity and whose name being mentioned in large groups of people, reminds them of the dramatic shit-slipping-out-of-arse syndrome. Often smells like bum sweat and features consist of green eyes and ginger locks, the rarest form of person.

Girlfriend: "aw dayum I found a bunch of buttplugs at my boyfriends house"
Friend: "did he use them on you?"
Girlfriend: "no but some shit slipped out of his arse the other night during sex, I broke up with him"
Friend: "jesus christ, you found yourself a feekra"

Feekra is someone who has has an obsessive, compulsive desire to buy various sized/shaped buttplugs. Is known for an extremely wide anal cavity and whose name being mentioned in large groups of people, reminds them of the dramatic shit-slipping-out-of-arse syndrome. Often smells like bum sweat and features consist of green eyes and ginger locks, the rarest form of person.

Girlfriend: "aw dayum I found a bunch of buttplugs at my boyfriends house"
Friend: "did he use them on you?"
Girlfriend: "no but some shit slipped out of his arse the other night during sex, I broke up with him"
Friend: "jesus christ, you found yourself a feekra"