Amarillo
A city in north Texas its kinda small but its NOT one of those places where everybody knows everybody main thing its kinda boring but most of the time u can find sumthin to do
Jan : did u know that Oparah came to Amarillo?
Bob:no
Jan: yea she did!!!!!
Bob:no
Jan: yea she did!!!!!
amarillo
a marillo,a a marillo
hey a amarillo, a a marillo
Amarillo Pumpjack
When two guys stand face to face and jerk each other off, looking deeply into each other’s eyes, with the smell of a feedlot in the background
If you are ever in the panhandle with you best friend, be sure to enjoy an Amarillo pumpjack.
amarillo manicure
An Amarillo manicure is when one gets a little too greedy with their wipe and ends up with shit on their hands.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
Alternatively it is when one gets too greedy and ends up in a bad situation.
1. Literally getting greedy with a wipe after a dump and getting shit on your hand.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
2. Hey did you hear about Alex ? He impregnated some bimbo he met a week ago and now is getting engaged to her.
Wow he just gave himself an Amarillo manicure.
amarillo sunrise
This maneuver is performed the morning after a sexual encounter, when one partner would like the other to leave, never to return. While he or she is asleep, the other stands up and urinates upon his or her head.
1. Ashamed of his one night stand in north Texas, Will did the only thing he could do: stood up and showed her how beautiful an Amarillo Sunrise could be.
is this the way to amarillo?
good question? where is it? You could reply:
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
1.Nope this is glasgow mate, its down the m5, junction 13 and on the left of the services station.
2.Dont see many armadillos around here
3.Dont you dare attempt to rip off a great song!
4.Just carry on singing along with them
5.Why is Marie waiting for you? You dont look like the kind of guy that she would date!
Every night ive been hugging my pillow, dreaming dreams of amarillo....
Amarillo Texan
Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!
Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.