Double Felchman
A glorious sexual act wherein one combines the double frogman and felching. After finishing inside of yourself, you suck the seed back out of your cavity with the same snorkel you just used to attain such an unbelievable feat of personal satisfaction. Stretching is suggested.
I ate pounds of pineapple, and my jism still wasn't sweet enough to overwhelm the taste of my excrement. But I still pulled off the Double Felchman.
Felchman
Felchman
Function: noun
Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".
1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.
2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.
Function: noun
Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".
1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.
2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.
Scott: Did John come home last night?
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.
Steve: Nope, went out for "1 drink" and never came back.
Scott: Probably spent all night in a state of inebriated debauchery.
Steve: Yea, Felchman is disgusting.