Feldpouch
A slang word for vagina.
Jeez, whose feldpouch smells like eggs?
Quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here.
Kid: How was I made?
Mom: Your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.
Quit fingering your feldpouch and get over here.
Kid: How was I made?
Mom: Your daddy loved me a lot so he stuck it in my feldpouch.