felkered
the act of grabbing the strings of a persons hoodie and pulling them tight so that the persons face is totally closed in then knotting the strings so it is difficult to untie because the person is unable to see. Performed by a real asshole.
God damn, that prick just felkered me. Somebody help untie me i cant see anything.
Felker
Very possibly the cutest asian girl in existance.
Dude, Felker is about as hot as Tia Tanaka and Tila Tequila making out.
Lord Felker
The all-knowing king of science education.
Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."
Felker Special
When a female goes up to another person, male or female and continues to swiftly kick them in the balls or vagina, after which she appoligizes as sweetly as possible.
1. Dude i was trying to pick a chick up at the club yesterday, and she totally gave me a Felker Special, shit that hurt!
2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?
3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"
Steve: "Then what happenned?"
Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"
2. So how much for a Felker Special baby?
3. Dave: "I told that really hot chick over in the corner that I was gonna stick my dick in her ASS"
Steve: "Then what happenned?"
Dave: "She gave me a Felker Special and then took me to the mens room!"