Fell Asleep in the Shower
An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
I fell asleep
Softer way of saying I had something (or someone) else to do that took precedent to what our plans were.
I'll hit you up later and we'll do that...
Later: *nothing
The next day: "I fell asleep"
Later: *nothing
The next day: "I fell asleep"
fell asleep early
what your girl tells you she did while she was getting dicked down
me:my girl said she fell asleep early last night
friend:you know that means she got fucked right?
friend:you know that means she got fucked right?
my foot fell asleep
It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!
*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!
*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
fell asleep
1. Sleeping, usually while on a transportation ride.
2. Past tense of fall asleep.
2. Past tense of fall asleep.
They fell asleep part of the way.