Fellatitious
Something, usually an argument, of such poor quality that it eats dick.
Mike - "So how come you don't like 'Thriller' It's arguably one of the best albums of all time"
Bob - "Idk man I just don't"
Mike - "That sounds a little fellatitious to me"
Bob - "Idk man I just don't"
Mike - "That sounds a little fellatitious to me"