female blumpkin
The act in which a person licks the vagina of their lover while taking a poopy-woopy.
Bro, I totally shnarfed this hootie-wootie's cootie-shnooter while she pooter-shnarfed into some titty-lumpkins while I simultaneously gave her a female blumpkin.
Reverse Female Blumpkin
The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.
"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"