femidget
A female midget. Officially considered to be a female dwarf. Usually any human being with a vagina that is under 4 feet tall but over 12 years old.
John: Peep that femidget over there. The bitch be trying to reach the doorknob all mofuggin afternoon.
Steve: Cool. She's such a shetard.
Steve: Cool. She's such a shetard.