Feras syndrome

Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.

Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.

Mom: What is that supposed to mean?

Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.

Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.

Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.

Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.

Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*

Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.

Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*

Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.

俚语	feras syndrome
释义	Feras syndrome Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom. Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be. Mom: What is that supposed to mean? Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, sad sigh feras syndrome. Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE. Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry. Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine. Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. Suicidal and abortion wanting cries Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed. Mom: How? Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
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