fergiectomy
to exclude a close relative or friend from a wedding or large celebration on the grounds that they are not socially or politically acceptable
Guest 1: Where's Auntie S? Everyone else in the bloody family is here, plus 5000 of our nearest and dearest from overseas, but I didn't see her yet...
Guest 2: Not invited, bro. Lizzie said we couldn't fit her up the aisle, and there was no room for reinforced chairs, but truth is, she was given a fergiectomy.
Guest 2: Not invited, bro. Lizzie said we couldn't fit her up the aisle, and there was no room for reinforced chairs, but truth is, she was given a fergiectomy.