Ferkin
A plump, short and round female, who can be quite sassy at times, which enjoys the art of eating and shopping for clothes at the same time.
When i looked in to the shop i saw two tall females, a very short pretty female and a ferkin.
Doobery Ferkin
Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.
'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'