Festival Wanks
When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.
Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.
When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.
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When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.
#festivalwanks