Amazheimer's

Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.

Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.

Amazheimer's

Completely forget that you ordered anything and are surprised when the delivery arrives.

Husband 'what have you ordered now?'
Me 'i don't know, I have Amazheimer's' 🤷

Amazheimers

When an Amazon package arrives at your doorstep, however you simply can not remember why you ordered said package, or what you intended to use it for.

I just received a plastic organizer from Amazon, why did I even order this? What was I going to do with this? I think I may be suffering from Amazheimers, maybe I should consult my doctor.

俚语	amazheimer's
释义	Amazheimer's Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order. Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again. Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control. Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime. Amazheimer's Completely forget that you ordered anything and are surprised when the delivery arrives. Husband 'what have you ordered now?' Me 'i don't know, I have Amazheimer's' 🤷 Amazheimers When an Amazon package arrives at your doorstep, however you simply can not remember why you ordered said package, or what you intended to use it for. I just received a plastic organizer from Amazon, why did I even order this? What was I going to do with this? I think I may be suffering from Amazheimers, maybe I should consult my doctor.
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