Fetrom
A young, extremely Indian person, who is combusted using the 4 elements on the Earth. He may be know oby the fact that he owns a portion on Bouncers, a gay strip club based in a confidential location, deep in the Arfican forests. He is the reason for the tilt of the earths axis.
Man, I felt like Fetrom today
I was a fat man, until Fetrom came along and sucked me dry of fat
I was a fat man, until Fetrom came along and sucked me dry of fat