Fettuc
It can only be assumed that "fettuc" is the drug that the game developers were smoking when creating "Alfredo" (Alfred and the Fettuc) on "Action 52," an NES game made by stoners, for stoners. This bundle of shit was priced at above 100$ at the time of release and is known as the high-grade weed of games.
Hey man, you tried this cross-blunt? No? Then check out the fettuc man, it'll get ya all saucy fucked up.
Loot Fettuce
It’s lettuce from “Kurger Bing”, a fast food chain that is better then “DcMonalds” and “Yarbs”. It also somehow sounds sexual, as everything on urban dictionary is extremely sexual no matter the word.
Number 15, Kurger Bing Loot Fettuce, the last thing you'd want in your Kurger Bing burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.