fetus fixin's
the combination of male ejaculate and female vaginal secretions that is created during intercourse and facilitates the fertilization of an ovum by a spermatozoon
"I want to have a baby so help me whip up some fetus fixin's!"
"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."
"Sex standing up is pretty great until all the fetus fixin's fall out and make a mess."