2063
I stole the time machine from the 2058 guy. It was a bloody conflict. Over 1 million perished in the conflict.
The Sus califate rules over most of the Islamic world. Dont ask, earth 2.0 is weird.
The Sus califate rules over most of the Islamic world. Dont ask, earth 2.0 is weird.
Person 1: "sus"
Person 2: "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IN 2063! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG"
Person 1: "on allah you seem to be a bit... sus"
Person 2: "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US IN 2063! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT'S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said "hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING" I fucking looked at a trashcan and said "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY" I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG"
Person 1: "on allah you seem to be a bit... sus"
5 April 2063
The day, Humanity makes first contact in Star Trek.
Guy 1: Hey did you know when first contact was made?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was the 5 April 2063.