Fetzelstick
Describing a dumb person, an insult.
"You're such a fetzelstick, you failed the test."
Fetzelstick
Fetzelstick , someone who is completely useless to where words cannot describe them, dumber than a fat pretzel stick.
Mary: "Whats Obama's last name?"
John: "You're such a god damn fetzelstick"
John: "You're such a god damn fetzelstick"