Fezbook
A social network for those who sport red felt hats shaped like truncated cones. aka fez hats.
Jesus (haysoos): Hey, Jonah, wanna chat on Fezbook?
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!
Jonah: Sure, dude!
Bob: Can I join?
Jesus: No! You look awful in a fez!