fezy
a person who is lame, untalented, cant get a girl...a fezy can be anything you want it to be
Jonathan fell down the steps again. He is such a fezy.
The Fezi Virus
The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.
Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.