FFIU
Fat Fuck In Uniform. When you see someone in a normally fit uniformed profession in less than ideal physical condition (police, military, etc.).
"What happened to all the donuts?"
"That FFIU over there ate them ALL."
"That FFIU over there ate them ALL."
FFIU
Fatty Fucked it Up
When a really obese person's ass bumps into something important and completely screws it up.
When a really obese person's ass bumps into something important and completely screws it up.
"What happened to your drawing?" "Oh, FFIU when she bumped into my desk."