ficklefellanemia
An affliction usually suffered by a male a "fella" that causes extreme uncertainty in the decision making process.
All day long I could not seem to be certain about any of the decisions I tried to make, from wiping my ass to combing my hair. The only thing I could do was lay in bed because I was uncertain of any of my decisions. I was later diagnosed with a debilitating case of Ficklefellanemia