ficus

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

ficus

A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it.

Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win
again...
Erica : OH...FICUS!

ficus

A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands.

The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors.

A small piece of tobacco. U.S.

I'll clean the ficus from the roof.

ficus

A present that only a hated person receives.

Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..?
Person 2: He doesn't like you.
Person 1: How do you know?
Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses.

FICU

Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit.

No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort.

Ficus

The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued.

She caught me texting that chick from the bar. So I called ficus and dipped out.

Ficus

weed. marijuana.

I'm gonna smoke myself a ficus.

俚语	ficus
释义	ficus A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser). Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?" Connie: "I heard he's a ficus." Bob: "A what?" Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit." Bob: "What?" Connie: "Nevermind." ficus A cleaner, safer, substitute for another "f" word that would not draw the ire of those who may hear it. Sandra: (placing down the victorious card in poker) I win again... Erica : OH...FICUS! ficus A small fruit tree (Ficus Carica) with large leaves, known from the remotest antiquity. It was probably native from Syria westward to the Canary Islands. The fruit of a fig tree, which is of round or oblong shape, and of various colors. A small piece of tobacco. U.S. I'll clean the ficus from the roof. ficus A present that only a hated person receives. Person 1: Donald gave me a ficus for my birthday..? Person 2: He doesn't like you. Person 1: How do you know? Person 2: Only hated people get ficuses. FICU Acronym for a visitor’s subjective experience when visiting a patient in the ICU, standing for Fucking Intensive Care Unit. No wonder they call this part of the hospital the FICU, the nurses should just say this aloud as they do a “double flip” when I dare to ask for anything for my recovering husband’s comfort. Ficus The code word for get there fuck out of there to avoid drama! Once ficus is called out or texted immediately leave, go out l, take a left and leave or wait to be rescued. She caught me texting that chick from the bar. So I called ficus and dipped out. Ficus weed. marijuana. I'm gonna smoke myself a ficus.
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