Field Dressing
Sometimes Hunters get hungry while waiting for deer.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
Often times they have no other option but to break out their Ranch.
Although usually carnivorous, a hunter sometimes resorts to pouring salad dressing on the grass in front of him and grazing as a mid-day snack.
The Hunter's Code:
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
When poaching or sitting, waiting and guessing
When the deer aren't here, we use field dressing.
Field Dress
Field dressing is the act of taking another person's backpack and removing all of the contents. The contents then must be laid out orderly. While field dressing a backpack, the field dresser must go about it like an educational program on wilderness survival, an Australian accent is advised. The owner of the backpack in question must be kept unaware so stealth is key.
-What's going on?
-Oh, John's backpack is being field dressed.
-Oh, John's backpack is being field dressed.