Fienchise
Relatable to the fiend, but this certain customer only shows for no more than dimes and dubs and will possibly ask for it to be fronted. If your luck turns and he has all your money, it may not be so straightforward as you begin to count all the coins and pennies he just handed you. So much for having your bread, this fiend practically needs to be demanded to not bring fucking change cuz your trying to actually make some easy, consistent and real money. Deny cuffing him n hell stammer about how he spent 65 dollars with you the past 2 weeks n that he's a big customer when your legit selling a half after your done counting the bum ass change left you. Fucking Fienchise
Fienchise: "yo lemme cuff a dub"
You: "cant dawg need my money"
Fienchise: "man smh chump I'll hitchu when I'm right"
You: *too yourself* "damn 37 year old fien"
You: "cant dawg need my money"
Fienchise: "man smh chump I'll hitchu when I'm right"
You: *too yourself* "damn 37 year old fien"