Amazon shut in
A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!
Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!