fifaitus
That time of the academic year when every male doesn't show up for school/college due to the latest release of FIFA Football/Soccer game. The name originates from a mixture of FIFA (International Federation of Association Football) & 'itus' (a common ending to an illness).
Teacher: Why didn't you turn up for class?
Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.
Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.