figureskater frustration
A man dressed in gold sequins working intimately with a hot girl in various compromisingly close positions remeniscent of kama sutra poses involving friction between silky tight clothing. The man usually ends up at home thinking about the girl with a bottle of that new KY massage oil.
Donny's got figureskater frustration because Tamara and her big juggies keeps pressing into his back while they work on the corporate spreadsheet.